Adult Costume
Sexy Adult Costumes for Women are Secretly Adored
One of the oldest myths in the chronicles of time has to be that women don’t like to wear sexy Adult Costumes, but they simply do it because their lover(s) wants them to. This is such a tall tale, just look around at Halloween, most of the females are dressed like a promiscuous something or another. Rumor has it – sexy adult costumes for women are loved by the Ladies as well.
It doesn’t matter what the outfit is, it must always have the boobs jetting toward the audience. Why does a costume Made to look like a trash can have two tits flopping out of the top? Well, when you think that one through, it kind of does make sense. Why must a costume made to look like a BB gun need a pair of DD’s va-va-va-vooming toward a gasping crowd? Oh, that one is also legitimate, since they’ll put your eye out. The French Maids uniform can’t go without being mentioned, although the purpose of this costume is very obvious. The floors really do get cleaned when “Johnny Lookin for Jollies” drags his babe from room to room humpin her like a primate with hormone issues. Like it or not, sexy adult costumes for women are here to stay.
A scary thought is that designers of sexy adult costumes for women will undoubtedly think of push-up panties to expose the pub hairs in an orderly and arousing manner. This is double trouble because the next thing you know, a money-hungry rich dude will start churning out pubic hair jewelry. If that day ever comes, it should be mandatory for them to also create push-up underwear for men. Their sacks will be bobbling about their waistbands; this fad could produce some amusing facial expressions. There’s no better way for the population to look as though they’ve had a bad facelift, when they truly did not. This brainstorm must be kept top secret, we don’t want to go there.
Females were raised to be ladies, but were also given sexual desires. Women do love beautiful sexy adult costumes. A skimpy Jungle Girl or Naughty Hawaiian costume is perfect for working your runway. Flaunt it baby, flaunt it. Women like to be trashy, and secretly hope that they’ll put their eye out. To keep a spotless house, seven French Maid ensembles should be among every collection of sexy adult costumes for women.
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Star Trek 2009 Movie Blue Uniform Shirt Deluxe Adult Costume (Medium) $69.99 The deluxe Star Fleet shirt worn by First Officer Spock.It’s the deluxe shirt from when the journey into the final frontier all began! Includes a comfortable jersey in blue with shining silver bands at wrists, an attached black dickie and an embroidered Star Fleet emblem. Live long and prosper…. |
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Star Trek 2009 Movie Gold (Captain Kirk) Uniform Shirt Deluxe Adult Costume (Medium) $69.99 The Deluxe shirt of Captain James T. Kirk.A very fine shirt for a very fine captain. The one, the only… James T. Kirk! This is the shirt originally worn by the Star Fleet captain of the USS Enterprise, which is once again featured in the movie Star Trek – 2009! Includes a comfortable jersey in gold with three silver bands on sleeve cuffs, an attached black dickie and an embroidered Star Fleet em… |
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Star Trek 2009 Movie Red Uniform Shirt Deluxe Adult Costume (Large) $69.99 The Deluxe Security officer’s shirt…For the ensign on guard! The deluxe red shirt, as was originally worn by Star Fleet security officers who served as scouts on away teams, and many times met their doom by doing so. Includes a comfortable jersey in red with attached black dickie and an embroidered Star Fleet emblem. The shirt for boldly going where no man has gone before!… |
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The Phantom of the Opera $4.79 … |
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Corazon De Caballero (A Knight’s Tale) $14.92 … |
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The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert (Extra Frills Edition) $9.71 From Amazon.co.uk Terence Stamp as a drag queen–an Aussie drag queen? Darling, you’d better believe it. In Stephan Elliott’s delirious exercise in ultra-camp meets outback macho, Stamp plays an ageing trans-sexual who, with two of his equally high-glossed pals, heads off for a cabaret engagement in Alice Springs. Priscilla is their chosen vehicle, a school bus painted an outrageous purple. The cu… |
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Three Musketeers, the $8.33 … |
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First Knight (Special Edition) $5.53 1995 had already seen the box-office success of sword-wielding heroes in Rob Roy and Braveheart when along came this glossy revision of the Arthurian legend, in which Lady Guinevere (Julia Ormond) is torn between her love for the noble King Arthur (Sean Connery) and the passionate knight Sir Lancelot (Richard Gere). As the story opens, Guinevere’s lands are under attack by the evil knight Malagant… |
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Full Animal Winter Hat Faux Fur 3 In 1 Function for Adults with Attached Mittens Animal theme winter hat for adults… |
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Star Trek 2009 Movie Red Uniform Shirt Deluxe Adult Costume (Medium M) $69.99 The Deluxe Security officer’s shirt…For the ensign on guard! The deluxe red shirt, as was originally worn by Star Fleet security officers who served as scouts on away teams, and many times met their doom by doing so. Includes a comfortable jersey in red with attached black dickie and an embroidered Star Fleet emblem. The shirt for boldly going where no man has gone before!… |
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Adult Police Officer Costume Set $40.99 Adult costume is ideal for costume parties, Halloween, dress-up, and moreCostume features shirt, pants, hat, belt, hand cuffs, and gun holsterRealistic looking costume features embroidered patches |
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Bow Clippeez 2 Envy Mini Top Hat Fascinator $24.99 This mini top hat is perfect for a photo shoot, as a unique birthday hat, for a tea party or as an accent to a costume. This mini hat comes attached to a soft elastic headband, lined with felt for comfort, or with alligator clips to clip securely to hair. |
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Costumes of Asia (Paperback) $4.9 Featuring coloring pages of costumes in twenty Asian countries, Costumes of Asia invites both children and adults to discover the Asian continent through its fashion traditions. While coloring lively pictures featuring unique clothing a… |
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Viva – Unrated Version (DVD) $13.86 This ode to 1970s sexploitation films stars writer, director, and producer (not to mention costume designer) Anna Biller as a repressed housewife who gets sucked into the sexual revolution. But will she find what she`s looking for? A playful, color-soa… |
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Beyond The Busty Stags Collection – 2-Disc Set (DVD) $23.8 Nudie nostalgia is back in this volume of 42nd Street Pete`s 8mm Madness series. Featuring over four hours of archival “erotic Americana,” BEYOND THE BUSTY STAGS offers decades-old soft-core clips of big-breasted beauties in crazy costumes, cat fights,… |